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Loot Never Melts Holiday Card

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You're foes all lie defeated before you, the threat that plagued this land is now gone. You pushed through the frostbitten cold, starved wolves tested your metal, and when you found your way into the dungeon a poisoned tipped dart found its way into your flesh.

You crossed a leach infested pond, fought Skeletons arisen from ancient slumber for a dark purpose, and you found yourself in a rather nasty encounter with a wretched and hungered Roper.

You strode into the final encounter with the Lich King, a desperate struggle either side giving no quarter. Only by the skin on your teeth did you finally win the day. Bloodied and battered a mound of riches sits before you, there is no rush to collect it all. Because while the snow may fade away, Loot Never Melts.

Uniquely handcrafted for all adventurers.

Features:
❄ +1 on all Investigation rolls for 1 hour
❄ Advantage on all Perception Checks
❄ Gain 1 level of Exhaustion

When you purchase this card, you will receive:
❄ Our uniquely handcrafted Loot Never Melts Holiday Card
❄ A handmade envelope made of Kraft Paper
❄ Stick on a wax seal in the shape of a snowflake

After purchase, locate your friendly neighborhood, level 5 or higher wizard and ask them to cast "Sending" on your card! (It's a spell)

Disclaimer: Please loot responsibly, we are not at fault if your party members are eaten by mimics. Always take care when opening chests, be sure to look for any strange features or any traps that may be attached to the chest. We are not responsible for the poisoning, loss of limb, loss of life, or being eaten alive.

Thank you.

Courtesy announcement from the people at A Few Burnt Hairs Specialty Store.